me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok

Ed Sheeran vs. Today's Artists.. Drake: I think i'm addicted to naked pictures and sittin' talkin' bout bitches
Ed Sheeran: Maybe i'm just in love when you wake me up
Lil' Wayne: Almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to her butt
Ed Sheeran: I've fallen for your eyes, but they don't know me yet
Waka Flacka: All I wanna do is sit back and watch you move and I'll proceed to throw this cash
Ed Sheeran: I'll pick you up when you're getting down, and out of all these things i've done, I will love you better now
Nicki Minaj: You fuckin' little whores, fuckin' up my decors
Ed Sheeran: If you fall asleep, at least you're next to me
Chris Brown: I just wanna see you strip
Ed Sheeran: My chest is a pillow for your weary head to lay to rest

Conversation I heard in the club. Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

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